"Thor is a God and one spirit-worker pointed out, "and that's the first thing to remember." He doesn't mind modern clothing as long as it's a red plaid flannel shirt and jeans, or something along those lines - practical, woodsy, working-class, very masculine. He prefers his students, spirit-workers, whatever you want to call them, to be male-bodied and have a substantial beard. Ideally, he'd prefer someone not terribly small, with some muscle to them. The person should wear a Mjollnir around his neck, as actual war-hammers are hard to find. He likes cheery colors, especially red and blue, and plenty of beer. He'll even drink the cheap stuff if there's lots of it - and if there are people to drink it with, which is the most important thing. Attendants must first and foremost be drinking and partying buddies, so pick people with the proper capacity.
The best food for Thor is a goat roast, but he has one peculiarity - don't break the long bones in the goat meat. You can separate them at the joint and serve a leg to him, but the bones should be left intact. He'll eat other sorts of meat as well, but the same applies - make sure it wasn't from an animal with broken bones, which may mean arranging to do it yourself.
Although Thor is happy to Party Down with loud music and lots of food and drink - he doesn't mind not having everyone pay attention to him as long as he has a circle of cheery drinking buddies - he is one of the least likely to hit on women, as he is mostly very monogamous with his beloved Sif. He might dance with them, but it generally won't go all the way to the bedroom, unless the woman in question is one of his mortal wives.
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